wild and wacky pretentions!

see allegra and matt, this is why you learn to drive:


(via vid.gum)

we're just bored teenagers.

infomercial voice wants you to be the judge.

giving japan a run for its moneys

no tits, no beads.

oh noes!

note the guy in the foreground looking like a broke ass robert smith( who is himself a broke ass robert smith)