la llorona: 2009

me i want a hoooola-hoooop

this is like when you find some hyper-academic text which perfectly articulates some quasi-intelligent thought which only came to you when you were stoned...merry merry, babies!!!

ok ok, here's something a little less rough:

the most extravagant ice skating special of all time, duh.

but, don't worry my non christian friends, here's a non-holiday patton treat:

and of course, for your consideration:

s-p-e-lls disaster

ana is the best sous in more ways than one:

see you tomorrow, manolito.

"drunk ewok just ruled my world"

so many questions, this raises.
al as han? moonwalking? anne curry as darth vader? against ewok's drinking vodka?
a delightful fall treat.

Damagin everything all up in your areas.

just found these ladies last week

and their show made my brain hemorrhage:

who the hell is the producer behind this ?

cus i need them!!!!

you've probably seen this already, but if you havent, here's a gift:

goddamn i love that synth hook.
also, i think asking a girl to the movies is one of the all time greatest reasons to write a song.

remember the good ole 1980s, when everything was so uncomplicated.

elo will play at my wedding, and my funeral.

not having these animation/music video making skills is the one thing holding me back:

for the love of magic

last night i remembered how much i love ween.

mr. alba is our generation's dr. doolittle.

really important innovations!

cyriak done did it again!

the first video i ever favorited

cant believe i didnt show you that earlier!
what a sucker!

once upon a time science opened up the door

holy shit! there's a really hot video for supernature!!!!!:

role model right here:

it's research, i promise!

if only these baby stones of the past could see who they grew up to be...

ok, let's be serious, this is funny beef:

i could EYE this all day...snort!

get it? i'm tired.

look, its whatever with the BEPs

but this song makes my psychotropic dreams come true:

and then it takes them away:

tears of a fucking sell-out clown.

i'm not a player i just CRUSH... A LOT:

ain't that just a hoot?!

it really moved me.

i love this song.

even though its not sposed to,

this makes me crazy sad:

dont you go doing all the nitrous now...

that heavy heavy beat.

this has been a morning for old videos.

boredom is the mother of invention.

or something:

i mean my moves are like way more fierce, but these dudes are aight.

more confusing now than it was then.

this always played before the movies when i was a kid. the lyrics are a prayer.
drug dealers don't hand out drugs for free. cus kids don't have money to come back and buy crack.

to quote zizek: what does it mean when a comedian is one of the few politicians to make sense?

at first i was all, "yay franken!" but to see this woman's face fall apart after the recounting of the horror these contractors allowed/perpetrated, one can only be left with a cold hollow in one's stomach.

donate to her cause here.

it's at times like this that i wish i'd stayed the course and become a scientist.

there is some (important) context to this, but its just so damn pretty without it.

you should be getting down to this:

dennis key is stoned and i love him.

oh and of course, as the eccentric PTK points out...notice the TWO camera situation. gods of cinema these two. also in the intro: notice the other dudes hand, his nails are really pointy, like a trolls.

REEEEEMIXXXX

i can't believe i forgot about this:

-siiiiiiiggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh-

they're just going to create a monster.

kimbo slice is SO cool:

i have no idea who chuck is, but FUCK HIM. elite MMA, he's right here. believe that.
because this might happen to you:

it looked so tame! even funny! but then that guys eye happened...

jasdmfiowenrgviauenrbaerg!!!!! FUCKING SHIT I LOVE RYAN TRECARTIN

try this on, as a way in:

then, the big leagues, a full-length situation:

K-CoreaINC.K (section a) from Ryan Trecartin on Vimeo.

i still don't know what we're going to do with the erections

this is like a rollercoaster

in that its like you're slowly clanking your way up that first and highest slope when this guy is stuttering through convincing us his prophet fixed his gay and then the almighty peak of tyra completely losing it and telling him she doesn't believe him when he says he likes women and that its OK WITH HER that he's gay and then the quick and nauseating drop of the audience response. don't puke!

if only i'd known about this sooner...

I would've invested in more explosives.

wurstdreamz

you've got to be unstoppable.

rock let you fly.

a little racist droplet from my youth.

xuxa is deep in my head piece.

standing up for the right to be emotinal.

and those cultures are much more important.
how great is bbc scholar d'emo?

like candy.

(thanks alex!)

daddy WAS clownin'

radicalismo!

america's back to making me :(

oh, but also this:

let this melt your brain.

and now a brief commercial interruption to the dark carival.

UPDATE.

IM PRACTICALLY WRITING A DISSERTATION HERE!!!

i may never get over this

and i think to myself, what a juggalo world.

so first this happened:
(trust me, it is best to watch the whole thing, the last 2 sentences alone will blow your aphid mind)

this drove me to find out more. who are these juggalos?

well, this is them:

but also, there's a lot on the margins of juggaloness:

magic:

and lastly, most of us are NOT ready for that juggalo jelly:

i dont know if isaac is for real, but who cares.
juggalos! forever! sugar slam! acting!

frobro989 said it best when he said: This is by far the most awesome thing I've ever seen. I think I'm going to drop out of school, paint my face, and start rapping. Seems like the best decision by far!

the recent unpleasantness in the contemporary market.

i've been jamming out to this these days.

this shit is b-a-n-a-n-a-s.

UPDATE: i dont like it that much anymore.

the glory is transferable.

en mi gaban

disfruten!

the places we live.

hey, at the very least they're doing something with their summer.
and whether i like their musical stylings or not, the fact that you can get a spot to perform, uniterrupted by cops, in the middle of the day makes me exclaim: VIVA OAKLAND!

(via look at this fucking hipster)

any thong song fans out there?

i WILL be ghostriding after this.

i mean, this shit is always ud annoying, but then something happens and its kind of amazing.

ps. no offense to zachary's its aiiight and all, but it aint THE BEST.
(thanks ana!)

update: i dont know how i feel about this.

it ends kind of abruptly, no?

apparently EVERYONE knows how much of a gay tiger I truly am.

(via my lovely sissy, ana)

the pain of growing up.

its kinda like the king in super mario bros. (movie)

never forget

mj's DEEP v-neck:

nothing i can say here will prepare you for this

because its one of the greatest things i've ever seen:

(thanks allegra!)

from da youths.

goddess.

remember the future.

best rapper alive

jay-z can pretty much eat it.

drink it. it will bring you bikini.

haaaaaaaaaay new boyfriend, hay.

the lame return

it's not the greatest, but i'm a grandma and this amuses me.

oooh he crazy.

oh, this is good.

i didnt even know about this dude until now (ish). and for true, i didnt care until celeb tv broke it down:

overdosin up on your blahhhh?

just google 'sexualized'.

blaszt from da past.

now THIS is a boyfriend i can get behind. martin parr when we 'worked together' at photo expo 06.

disclaimer: by 'work together' i mean 'when i hauled his books all around the jacob javitts'.

when i see you smile...

i think about making a video of myself:

ps. the woman this is all about is a/married and b/ probs has never seen this. sad AND funny. what complicated world we live in , youse guys.

uh oh.

beatin on hookers, choppin, rappin.

ironic or christian?

ACTUALLY my new boyfriend.

i say that alot, but this time, i mean it:

UPDATE: edarem is a registered sex offender. this is the grown up version of 'there is no santa claus'

who has the time? japan's got the time.

this too shall pass.

this happened: heidi montag single titled 'body language' FEAT spence rapping. truly special.

tally one up for text edit.

Boy in Static - Toy Baby Grand from Alexander Chen on Vimeo.

zombies and sloths...2 things i heart.

oh, hey, i have a favorite band:

just caught on to the internatinal phenom that is KEN LEE, and boy, was that a good idea.

so good it makes my brain hurt.

even though the synth ska is kinda funny, this is the SHIT right here:

"just found some dumb shit in the euphrates"

possibly my favorite micro-genre.

og's.

post#100,btw

staying in the sewer is a wonderful sound.

my sister (ana) and i used to jam out to this tape (purchased at pizza hut in some sort of evil tmnt/pizza marketing scheme)...but my parents wouldn't splurge for the tape, so i totally missed out on THIS:

i love anri sala, i do...

but why the fuck was this performed at a vanity fair party? you aint my boyfriend no more.

then again...i'm sure this disturbed poppy lifton or whatever.

watch them all fall down.

just found out, this was shot in pr. represent.

you might refer to this as abuse.

there, i've joined the legion of millions who post videos of their cats on their blogs.
color me blog'd.

it will go right by your local address.

i heart ny. i heart sesame street. i heart this song.

i <3 kevin ayers

ghost of christmas past.

so, when i was a kid we had these great tapes my dad made of 80s mtv en español...this was the very last song on my favorite tape:

matrix,yo.

if only she lived in michigan...

so remember our favorite dude looking for a gf? (how could you it's all i post about) well, someone responded!
unfortunately i cannot embed it, but go here...i promise, you'll like what you see.

ok, remember bipolar/schizoid boyfriend who cant get it UP?

well, OMG, he's so fucking crazy, you guys:

Hi I'm Chris Niemi. If you want to kill me I will give you my address. I'm crazy as fuck. Bipolar and schizophrenic. I've punched my best friend in the face for not telling me my other best friend was hiding in my house stealing my weed and god has told me to kill my girlfriend because she's psychic and is actually the voice in my head. I didn't kill her because I didn't want to get in trouble and have them stare at me through a small window forever.

i'm glad the small window forever situation was enough to keep him from COMMITTING MURDER.

but really, he' just a gentle giant:

dude, you're retarded.

also, he brings to light an obvious fact, black people get better deals (WTF?!?!?!?!?! have you heard of meth? that's all you...), anyway, here he is talking pot and black people:

ps. read the comments, its crazy how the word n***** gets thrown up immediately...who are these people?
p.p.s you paid 5 dollars for a joint? hahahahahha, nerd.