when i see you smile...

i think about making a video of myself:


ps. the woman this is all about is a/married and b/ probs has never seen this. sad AND funny. what complicated world we live in , youse guys.

uh oh.

beatin on hookers, choppin, rappin.

ironic or christian?

ACTUALLY my new boyfriend.

i say that alot, but this time, i mean it:


UPDATE: edarem is a registered sex offender. this is the grown up version of 'there is no santa claus'

who has the time? japan's got the time.

this too shall pass.

this happened: heidi montag single titled 'body language' FEAT spence rapping. truly special.

tally one up for text edit.

Boy in Static - Toy Baby Grand from Alexander Chen on Vimeo.

zombies and sloths...2 things i heart.

oh, hey, i have a favorite band:

just caught on to the internatinal phenom that is KEN LEE, and boy, was that a good idea.

so good it makes my brain hurt.

even though the synth ska is kinda funny, this is the SHIT right here:

"just found some dumb shit in the euphrates"

possibly my favorite micro-genre.

og's.

post#100,btw

staying in the sewer is a wonderful sound.

my sister (ana) and i used to jam out to this tape (purchased at pizza hut in some sort of evil tmnt/pizza marketing scheme)...but my parents wouldn't splurge for the tape, so i totally missed out on THIS:

i love anri sala, i do...

but why the fuck was this performed at a vanity fair party? you aint my boyfriend no more.



then again...i'm sure this disturbed poppy lifton or whatever.

watch them all fall down.

just found out, this was shot in pr. represent.

you might refer to this as abuse.

there, i've joined the legion of millions who post videos of their cats on their blogs.
color me blog'd.

it will go right by your local address.

i heart ny. i heart sesame street. i heart this song.

i <3 kevin ayers

ghost of christmas past.

so, when i was a kid we had these great tapes my dad made of 80s mtv en español...this was the very last song on my favorite tape:

matrix,yo.

if only she lived in michigan...

so remember our favorite dude looking for a gf? (how could you it's all i post about) well, someone responded!
unfortunately i cannot embed it, but go here...i promise, you'll like what you see.

ok, remember bipolar/schizoid boyfriend who cant get it UP?

well, OMG, he's so fucking crazy, you guys:

Hi I'm Chris Niemi. If you want to kill me I will give you my address. I'm crazy as fuck. Bipolar and schizophrenic. I've punched my best friend in the face for not telling me my other best friend was hiding in my house stealing my weed and god has told me to kill my girlfriend because she's psychic and is actually the voice in my head. I didn't kill her because I didn't want to get in trouble and have them stare at me through a small window forever.

i'm glad the small window forever situation was enough to keep him from COMMITTING MURDER.

but really, he' just a gentle giant:



dude, you're retarded.

also, he brings to light an obvious fact, black people get better deals (WTF?!?!?!?!?! have you heard of meth? that's all you...), anyway, here he is talking pot and black people:

ps. read the comments, its crazy how the word n***** gets thrown up immediately...who are these people?
p.p.s you paid 5 dollars for a joint? hahahahahha, nerd.

though not exactly a video...

if you squint your eyes just right, you can imagine our sweet moves flowing like tecate:

open studio dance

you're probably not hot enough to get it up.

ostrich feathers anyone?

new york will always have my heart.

The Lost Tribes of New York City from Carolyn London on Vimeo.

wish this music wasnt' the soundtrack but...

this is SO rad: mardi gras stop motion


Mardi Gras from Keith Loutit on Vimeo.