me i want a hoooola-hoooop

this is like when you find some hyper-academic text which perfectly articulates some quasi-intelligent thought which only came to you when you were stoned...merry merry, babies!!!

ok ok, here's something a little less rough:


the most extravagant ice skating special of all time, duh.

but, don't worry my non christian friends, here's a non-holiday patton treat:

and of course, for your consideration: